mainsqueeze's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy Birthday To Me Finally, I am the proud owner of a digital camera. I feel so ridiculously excited about this. I have already taken sveral pictures of my sister, the dogs, and my ugly little apartment, and eventually, I will put these pictures somewhere. Mom is planning a birthday party for me, which is very sweet of her. The only downfall: SHE IS HAVING IT AT MY WORKPLACE! GAK!! Itll be just like begging all of the drunk bikers to give me birthday spanks. Oh, the horror! On the upside, maybe I can convince Gary to give me oral sex for a birthday present, or something. 1:46 a.m. - 2002-04-23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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