mainsqueeze's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Note To Readers: If I ever develop even the smallest grudge toward you, don't invite me over to your house. I am a sneaky little jerk, and I will do horrible, horrible things to you, although you may never find out about them. Zach and I visited the Adult Supermarket tonight. It was, as always, more amusing than arousing. Apparently, the newest trend in porno packaging is to make your video cover look like an innocent, popular item, such as Ritz Crackers (Titz), Black and Decker Appliances (Black and Dicker), Readers Digest (Reamer's Digest), etcetera. I came home with a lesbian feature called "Ladies' Homo Journal," and Zach got "Street Thins." After we made our purchases, we went back to Zach's place and watched cartoons for a few hours. I fell asleep on his sofa and woke up when he left for work. I was planning on going straight home, but on my way to visit the restroom, I saw something sticking out of his underwear drawer. It was a condom! I promptly confiscated it (he has no business having sex with anyone but me, regardless of whether or not we are dating) and put it in my own underwear drawer, where it should be. Silly as it may seem, it made me wonder if he has some new girl lined up to take my place. I know it sounds cruel, but I kind of hope that I'll find somebody new before he does. I don't think I could handle seeing him with a girl yet. I would go crazy wondering if he thought she was prettier, or smarter, or more fun to be with. I am such a child. 4:31 a.m. - 2002-05-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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