mainsqueeze's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- way across the water Top Five Things That I Hate (taken from my paper journal) - Adult-sized clothing featuring Mickey, Minnie, Pooh, Tweety Bird, Marvin the Martian, or any other obnoxious cartoon character. I hate the people who actually buy and wear the clothing even more. - The music that they play at the pool hall. Last time Crystal and I went, the sadistic DJ was playing some horrible techno song that sounded like a swarm of angry bees. And jack hammers. And garbage disposals. Bad. - The people that loiter in Starbucks. It's a good thing I didn't get the job there, or I'd have ripped out all of my hair by now. Every time I walk past a Starbucks and see all of the perfectly groomed, New Beetle-driving, fake glasses-wearing patrons, I am very tempted to slash their tires and spit in their double-shot-skim-milk-caramel-machiattos. Fuckers. - Bumper stickers reading, "Real Men Love Jesus," "If you're living like there is no God, you'd better be right," "Princess," "100% Bitch," and, "You're just jealous because the voices in my head don't talk to you." - Mounted animal parts. My uncle Ernie has deer heads on his walls. He even has a DUCK up there, a whole duck! Fucking gross, dude. 5:51 p.m. - 2003-01-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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