mainsqueeze's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top Secret Code NEW FRIEND APPLICATION: 1. Do you have any history of unusual mental issues, neuroses, or peculiar quirks? If you answered "yes, ma'am," to eight or more of these questions, please submit your application along with a headshot, five references, and a contact number. Responses may take five to ten business days. PS. A tip for you all, free of charge-- AVOID PEOPLE WITH THE FOLLOWING NAMES: PPS. Hey, douchebag: "I'll go as long as Angela isn't there." What the fuck is that? Your stupid big blue eyes weren't that great, anyhow. And besides, you want a tattoo of a fucking GOLDFISH. PPPS. I hate the world... but love "going dancing." Hey, Other Friend, when you get home, can we go out so I can hit on more gross girls with cute glasses and watch you dance? And maybe you can kick my ass later on, but better this time? PPPPS. O jsyr ,udr;g smf esmy yp givlomh rc[;pfr. Niy O eo;; yslr upit sdd eoyj ,r. Rsy djoy smf for. ,syy smf Vtudys;! 1:35 a.m. - 2006-05-07 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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