mainsqueeze's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bodacious Ass I will admit it, and fuck you if you judge me: I have listened to "Screaming Infidelities" about 30 times today. I put it on repeat when I was getting ready for work this morning, and again when I came home. Its so... Emotional. Hopeless romantic. God, I hope it doesnt rub off. Speaking of infidelity, I am almost positive that I am incapable of remaining faithful in a relationship. Its really just a fluke that I have managed to do so for the past year and a half. Had a really great opportunity arisen, had I connected with somebody on a level that Zach and I dont connect on, had I not been sharing an apartment with him, well... I would have been incredibly guilty before even commiting any indiscretion, but I would have done it anyhow. Probably. My student driver's license expired three months ago, and I still havent gotten it renewed. I cant even buy cigarettes, for chrissakes, because apparently, it is illegal for a storekeeper to accept an expired ID. Luckily (kind of), there is a cigarette machine in my bar- It charges five bucks a pack, which is, of course, a huge ripoff, but whatever. Im dumb for smoking anyhow. I went in to buy a pack earlier tonight, and Zeke, a fifty-something, hunch-backed grouch, slapped me on the ass so hard that my feet came off of the floor. I was stunned. I couldnt move. Zeke thought it was hilarious. Im glad that my bodacious ass brightened somebody's day. 12:42 a.m. - 2002-05-19 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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