mainsqueeze's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sending me valentines Diaryland hates me. My last two entries didn't save, and, hey, why aren't you all noting me? I can't help it- Sometimes I just need words of affirmation. Anyhow, last entry I wrote, one of the two that vaporized when I tried to post them, I'm re-writing it. I posted a timeline that I made of my life up to this point. I marked all of the important events, and then I kept going on past age twenty, 2003, into the future. Here goes, babies: 1983: Born 1985: Got first dog, Babette 1987: Parents divorced 1989: Mother married insane drug-addict, moved out of Michigan 1993: Lise was born 1997: Met Erika 1998: Lost virginity, Mom divorced insane drug-addict 1999: Tiara was born, met Matt 2001: Graduated, took three month road trip with Zach, Babette died 2002: Moved out of Mom's house and into an apartment with Zach, moved out of apartment with Zach and got my own place 2003: Moved back home, started school 2006: Started teaching 2007: Bought first home, married Jason Schwartzman 2008: Adopted first child 2012: Toured Europe with child and Jason Schwartzman in tow 2015: Adopted second child 2017: Traveled the US by van with children and Jason Schwartzman 2020: Opened the NewsStand 2025: Moved out of first house, had second house custom built with secret passages and trap doors 2027: Celebrated 20th marriage anniversary with Jason Schwartzman 2030- 2050: Explored secret rooms and tunnels in second house with grandchildren and Jason Schwartzman 2053: Died This was fun. Does this make me weird? 2:03 p.m. - 2003-10-03 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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