mainsqueeze's Diaryland Diary

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car accidents? scary as fuck.

Fun Firsts:
First kiss
First rollercoaster ride
First plane trip
First crush
First boyfriend
First orgasm

Not-So-Fun Firsts:
First root canal
First major injury
First CAR ACCIDENT

... Yes, I got into my first fender-bender today. Ever wanted to see a grown-ass woman sob uncontrollably on the side of the road? Minor damage, nobody hurt, and I was still bawling for the better part of an hour at the corner of Horizon and Pacific. Zach said that those shameful, shameful tears coupled with the fact that I have a vagina was the sole reason I didn't get a ticket.

6:08 a.m. - 2007-04-20

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